Dirty Little Things
1) Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?
2) Tell me your wettest dream?
3) What body attracts you the most, men or women?
4) Ever kissed a girl?
5) Home alone and your bored. What do you do?
6) Do you touch yourself sexually?
7) Do you watch porn?
8) Which type of porn is your best?
9) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?
10) What do you wear when you go to bed?
11) What do you think you look the sexiest in?
12) Have you ever watched someone make out on accident or purpose?
13) Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?
14) If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horney, where is that?
15) Have you ever made out with someone just because you were bored or horney?
16) How do you think your body would look better, shaved or natrual?
17) Does a massage get you wet?
18) If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?
19) Would you get turned on if I was whispering all these questions in your ear?
20) Are you a touchy feel person?
21) Do you take showers more in the night or in the morning?
22) Do you masturbate?
23) Ever masturbated in public?
24) Do you own a sex toy?
25) You’ve just got the call that your going to die sometime this week- what are the top five things you do and why?
26) Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?
27) What’s the dirtest thing anyone’s ever said to you to turn you on?
28) If you could only say one line to someone to turn them on, what would you say?
29) How many times do you masturbate a week?
30) What is the best thing about having sex with a guy?
31) What is the best thing about having sex with a guy?
32) Have you ever been called a tease?
I made this a week or two ago, but I didn’t realize this blog existed until yesterday. Anyway.
- Are you young at heart, or an old soul?
- What makes someone a best friend?
- What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most?
- Tell me about a movie/song/tv show/play/book that has changed your life.
- Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike.
- Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with?
- What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection?
- Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title.
- What holiday do you most look forward to?
- How is the relationship between you and your parents?
- You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on?
- Name a song that never fails to make you happy.
- You know at least one person named Michael. Tell me about him.
- Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to?
- If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be?
- Can money buy happiness?
- Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugs? Why, or why not?
- Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names.
- Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid?
- Have you ever spent a night in the hospital?
- Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people?
- Do you like the type of music your parents listen to? Do your parents like the type of music you listen to?
- Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever bullied anyone else?
- If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship?
- Do you believe in a god?
- Of all the social networks in the world, why use Tumblr?
- What’s your favorite Tumblr tag to track?
- Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?”
- Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended.
- Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial?
- If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you?
- If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say?
- What’s your “quirkiest” habit?
- What is “normal?” Are you normal?
- Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer?
- What is one thing you could never forgive?
- Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single?
- Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends?
- Where do you and your friends go to hang out?
- Write the first paragraph of your obituary.
- What is the best TV theme song ever?
- When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up?
- When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked?
- What gets you out of bed in the morning?
- Do you want to have more friends than you have right now?
- What part of the past year sticks out in your mind?
- You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job?
- Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work?
- What’s the best route to your heart?
- Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life?
- What is your favorite sport?
- What has been troubling you lately?
- Did you enjoy your high school prom? If you haven’t gotten there yet, do you look forward to it? If you didn’t go, why not?
- What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning?
- Do you know what makes you happy?
- Tell me about the last book you read.
- What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given?
- Who was your first crush?
- Do you believe that there is life on other planets?
- Predict what your life will look like a year from now.
- Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began.
- Where is your favorite place to go out and eat?
- What is something you want to change about your current situation?
- Early bird or night owl?
- Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to?
- Give me an unpopular opinion you have.
- What was the last song that was stuck in your head?
- Where do you live? Be as general or specific as you want.
- Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation?
- What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken?
- Have you ever taken part in a protest?
- Would you ever use an online dating service?
- What is your ethnic heritage?
- Describe a person that inspires you.
- If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you?
- Do you believe in luck?
- Describe the last time you were very angry at someone.
- Do you want to live until you’re 100?
- Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change?
- Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them?
- Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends?
- Do you practice what you preach?
- If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly?
- What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence?
- Are you hard-headed?
- Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate?
- When have you felt most alive?
- Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains?
- Do you often skip breakfast?
- How do you know what true love is?
- Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die?
- Where is “home” for you?
- What song best describes your life right now?
- Do you want to be perfect?
- What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? What’s holding you back?
- How do you express your creativity?
- Describe your neighborhood.
- Name something you only liked because it was popular.
- Give me the story of your life in six words.
Numbers You Would Put In My Ask Box If You Loved Me
1. Say something that challenges my way of thinking.
2. Give me your best pick up line.
3. Tell me a joke.
4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
5. How is your blog a reflection of yourself? What do you think people assume or know about you by looking at your blog?
6. Make a 5 song playlist that sums you up as a person.
7.What’s something you’re nostalgic for?
8. What’s the most annoying thing about the person you like?
9. You ordered pizza last night and have been looking forward to eating the leftovers all day. You go home and the box is still in the fridge, but someone has eaten all of it and its empty. What do you do?
10. Take a picture of an inanimate object in your house that holds significance for you and tell why you find it so significant.
11. Take a picture of your pet if you have one and tell why you love him or her.
12. In what ways have you ever altered your look, i.e. new hair color/style/colored contacts, and which of your looks is your favorite?
13. On a scale of 1-10 how large is your attention span?
14. Are you sure that you were born in the right era?
15. The last text you sent is the only thing you can say for the rest of your life. How screwed are you?
16. Make me a proposition and then convince me to take you up on that offer.
17. Tell an inside joke you share with your friends?
18. What is your opionion on snapbacks?
19. If you had to diagnosis yourself with any mental illness which would it be?
20. Create a Sim of yourself and post a picture telling which personality traits, lifetime aspiration, and career you’d have.
21. Name at least three things you could stand to cut out of your life.
22. What’s your favorite snack?
23. If you got selected to be on a reality show which would it be, and why?
24. Your signature thing, what you are most known for among your friends is now your name. What do people call you?
25. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?
26. Batman vs The Hulk, who would win?
27. Write me a haiku about anything.
28. If you were guaranteed honest repsonses to any three questions, whom would you question and what would you ask them?
29. What if anything is too serious to be joked about?
30. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?
~~*$3nD m3 @ NuMb3R*~~
1. State your name:
2. State the name that your parents almost named you:
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?
4. What was your first job?
6. Did anything embarassing happen this week?
7. Do you miss your ex?
8. Do people praise you for your looks?
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?
10. How do you wear your makeup?
11. What are some of your nicknames?
12. How many bedrooms are in your house?
13. How many bathrooms?
14. Do you have a job?
15. Do you have a car?
16. Do you work out every week?
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?
19. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd?
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?
21. Do you like your eyes?
22. Do you think you are pretty?
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
24. How much money is in your checking account?
25. Are you single?
26. Do you want kids?
27. Tell me what your back pack looks like:
28. What celebrity do you think is hot?
29. Last movie you saw in theatre:
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?
32. Have you ever cheated?
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
34: What do you like to do in your spare time?
35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number?
36: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?
37: Who was the last person you texted?
38: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
39: How do you look right now?
40: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
Obscure Questions
- 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
- 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
- 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
- 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
- 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
- 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
- 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
- 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
- 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
- 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
- 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
- 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
- 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
- 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
- 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
- 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
- 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
- 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
- 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
- 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
- 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
- 22: Which continents have you been on?
- 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
- 24: Backpacks or satchels?
- 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
- 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
- 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
- 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
- 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
- 30: The latest you've ever slept?
- 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
- 32: Do you pick at scabs?
- 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
- 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
- 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
- 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
- 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
- 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
- 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
- 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
- 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
- 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
- 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
- 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
- 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
- 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
- 47: City or nature person?
- 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
- 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
- 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Finish It. Who knows, this may be how your relationship starts ’ ♥
1. If I saw you, I would …
2. If we were to talk, we would talk about …
3. I like you as …
4. We should …
5. In the future, I can see me and you …
6. I’m following you, and you’re following me, so why don’t we …
7. I’ve always wanted to tell you …
8. I like you because …
9. We should be a Tumblr couple because …
10. I don’t talk to you because …
11. I feel as though …
12. Your personality is …
Ask Me
1 - Who was the last person you texted?
2 - When is your birthday?
3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
4 - What sports do you play?
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
8 - What do you feel right now?
9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
13 - Where do you want to be right now?
14 - What do you want to be in the future?
15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
16 - Are you happy?
17 - Who do you miss?
18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
19 - What was the best thing you were given?
20 - Who was the last person who called you?
21 - What is your favorite dish?
22 - Who is your bestfriend?
23 - What is your biggest regret?
24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
26 - Name someone pretty.
27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
29 - Are you over your past?
30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
35 - How’s your heart?
36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
39 - Do you have any phobias?
40 - Did you try to change for a person?
41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
45 - Describe your dream date.
46 - Describe your dream wedding.
47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
48 - Have you ever been kissed?
49 - How long is your longest relationship?
50 - Do you regret your past?
51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
54 - Are you a crybaby?
55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
58 - Do you like getting hurt?
59 - Does anyone hate you?
60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
61 - What hair color do you prefer?
62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
66 - Can you live without internet?
67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
69 - Are you a crybaby?
70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
72 - Do you study hard?
73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
76 - Did you have an accident last year?
77 - What kind of person are you?
78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
79 - Have you ever been jealous?
80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
81 - What are you thinking right now?
82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
87 - Do you have trust issues?
88 - Are you broken-hearted?
89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
92 - Who do you want to marry?
93 - Do you believe in destiny?
94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
95 - How do you look right now?
96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
97 - Have you found your true love?
98 - What should you be doing right now?
99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?
1. Three things I want to say to three different people.
2. One of my insecurities.
3. What turns me on.
4. One of my bad habits.
5. Who I wish I could be.
6. Where I want to be right now.
7. The last thing I ate.
8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
9. What song I’m currently listening to.
10. The last time I cried and why.
11. Something I’m excited about.
12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself.
13. Three things I want right now.
14. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from?
15. How long was your last phone conversation?
16. What are you looking forward to?
17. Did you get anything off your chest today?
18. How many rings do you usually wear?
19. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?
20. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
21. Do you call it fall or autumn?
22. Are you an emotional person?
23. It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from?
24. Do you like long car rides?
25. Do you have an adult you can talk to about anything?
26. Last time you saw your dad?
27. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
28. Do you do your own laundry?
29. Would you like the ability to read minds?
30. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
31. You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?
32. What will you be doing in five years?
34. Last 2 people to text you?
35. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
36. Do you like to cuddle?
37. When angry, do you get loud or quiet?
38. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips?
39. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
40. How’s your hair right now?
It's Valentine's Day so ask me awkward questions! :3
- 1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
- 2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
- 3. Do you have a crush?
- 4. Who is your crush?
- 5. Are you a virgin?
- 6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
- 7. Who is your Valentine?
- 8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
- 9. Who is your celebrity crush?
- 10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
- 11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
- 12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
- 13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
- 14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
- 15. How do you know when you're in love?
- 16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
- 17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
- 18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
- 19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
- 20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
- 21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
- 22. What's your "type"?
- 23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
- 24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
- 25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
- 26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
- 27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
- 28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
- 29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
- 30. What's something that always turns you on?
